Seagulls can't live by the bay

because then they'll be bagels *badum tshh*
Recent Tweets @

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

(via chaiebel)

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

(via properforachange)

free-caps:

romakoto:

why is that tiny makoto drowning in weed

happy 4/20

free-caps:

romakoto:

why is that tiny makoto drowning in weed

happy 4/20

(via theatricool)

buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(via dumble-whores-army)

bewbin:

BLAZE IT 

bewbin:

BLAZE IT 

(via shine-s0-bright)

lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

(via mlysza)

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

(via theyankeebayonet)

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(via tardistiles)

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

(via theatricool)

itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

(via regirocked)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via asiandominationn)

ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

(via 221bbakerstrasguard)

officialunitedstates:

the united states has two borders:

  1. el border
  2. eh border

(via triplewiener)

yummytomatoes:

convo my brother had with my dog earlier 

(via sketchlock)