Seagulls can't live by the bay

because then they'll be bagels *badum tshh*

kur00tetsur0u:

i am forever saying goodbye to my sanity

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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danipanteez:

it’s shark week yo.

(via buttergin)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via i-am-birdy-edwards)

haha sucks to be them
driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic  (via tyrannosauruseric)

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awwww-cute:

Hey guys, does anyone know the address?

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xxthisgirllovesyouxx:

shavingryansprivates:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

Hakuna Matata

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata

it means “DROP THE BASS”

BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww

what you did is inexcusable 

(via smiles-lies-and-butterflies)

catpuppys:

this guy could be the last airbender tbh

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)